The Dude Gift Pack
A very TONGUE-IN-CHEEK gift for the teen or young man. Includes many hilarious gifts that will provide quite a laugh, such as the Fake Swears Book (102% clean exclamations), The Fifty Farts Card Deck, the 'Wash Your Nuts' Soap on a Rope (yes - a pair of acorns) and more! Please note that the 'wash your nuts' soap is as inappropriate as this pack gets. It's really a very 'clean gift' that we would have no problem gifting to our own sons! Complete contents listed below. Contents packed in gift tissue and crinkle cut shred in our signature white shipping box.
Hip Kits Bookmark Gift Tag (a keepsake bookmark with your personal message of love and support!)
Fake Swears Book (Holy shift key! This hard cover phrasebook is full of exclamations that sound naughty but are 100% office-ready, kid-friendly, and grandma-approved. Strong language was never so safe. Dirty words were never so clean!)
'Motion' Card Deck (Add some optical illusions to your next poker game with these pixel cards.)
'Wash Your Nuts' Soap on a Rope (Tongue in cheek soap on a rope will ensure the guy stays squeaky clean. Soaps are almond scented and shaped like a pair of shiny acorns.)
Set of 3 Smart-Aleck Pencils (pencils with funny messages such as 'Trust me. I'm a Ninja.', 'Son of a bee sting!', and 'I'm kind of a big deal.')
'Bring It' Sticky Notes (Colorful and witty sticky notes for all his brilliant (or mundane) thoughts!)
Back Scratcher (whimsical, hand-shaped back scratcher will bring a smile to his face)
Bacon Lip Balm (Keep list moist and meaty around the clock with this bacon scented lip balm!)
Survival Tool (Just what every guy needs - a handy multi-tool that fits in his wallet! Includes a box opener, screwdriver, wrench and ruler all in one.)
Killer Bees Candies (Delicious honey flavored, bee-shaped candies. Now that's a conversation starter!)
Big Foot Air Freshener (Fun way to clear the air in a car, bedroom or gym locker, and it's Big Foot!)
The Dude Gift Pack will be packed in gift tissue and crinkle cut shred inside our signature white box for shipping. We reserve the right to make substitutions for items of equal or greater value based on wholesale product availability.